I love farting in the cheese aisle at Waitrose and then hearing
all the snooty people say how wonderful the cheese smells
I love farting in the cheese aisle at Waitrose and then hearing
all the snooty people say how wonderful the cheese smells
Do you know anyone who is a Bean fan (Beanie)? Birthday, Anniversary
new Home? Get them a present they will love, TODAY!
In my mind, I’m still 24, but my back is 55, my knee is 67
And my left hip turns 79 next week
This sign is banned in court buildings. “You will not steal, & you will not lie.”
As its full of full of lawyers, judges, & politicians…It creates a hostile work environment
I got so drunk last night, that when I walked across the dance floor to go to the bar
I won the dancing competition
We all need something that will put a smile on our faces
How about a Mr Bean cushion? A print? A tea towel? Order today
Made my wife cry today. I told her I will need an oxygen tank for the rest of my life
Because she takes my breath away everytime I look at her
My wife my asked me, why am I constantly spinning my wedding ring on my finger
I responded with “I’m trying to figure out the combination!”
I had a fight with my wife with her literally crawling to me on her hands and knees
She said. “Get out from under that bed and fight like a man!”
You can watch Mr Bean on; ITVX, Netflix, Amazon Prime Video, Sky Go
Netflix Kids, Now TV, Netflix basic with Ads, Amazon Prime Video
A recent study has found that women, who carry a little extra weight
live longer than men who mention it
A woman remembers everything you forgot you did
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Promoter
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Prizes
1st Prize
Cushion (winner can pick one of the 6 Bean cushion image range*), Tea Towel (winner can pick one of the 6 Bean tea towel image range*), Coasters set of 4
2nd Prize
Tea Towel (winner can pick one of the 6 Bean tea towel image range*), Coasters set of 4
3rd Prize
Shopping Bag (winner can pick one of the 6 Bean Shopping Bag image range*) *not already chosen by another winner
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