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I love farting in the cheese aisle at Waitrose and then hearing

all the snooty people say how wonderful the cheese smells

Do you know anyone who is a Bean fan (Beanie)? Birthday, Anniversary

new Home? Get them a present they will love, TODAY!

In my mind, I’m still 24, but my back is 55, my knee is 67

And my left hip turns 79 next week

This sign is banned in court buildings. “You will not steal, & you will not lie.”

As its full of full of lawyers, judges, & politicians…It creates a hostile work environment

I got so drunk last night, that when I walked across the dance floor to go to the bar 

I won the dancing competition

We all need something that will put a smile on our faces

How about a Mr Bean cushion? A print? A tea towel? Order today

Made my wife cry today. I told her I will need an oxygen tank for the rest of my life

Because she takes my breath away everytime I look at her

My wife my asked me, why am I constantly spinning my wedding ring on my finger

I responded with “I’m trying to figure out the combination!”

I had a fight with my wife with her literally crawling to me on her hands and knees

She said. “Get out from under that bed and fight like a man!”

You can watch Mr Bean on; ITVX, Netflix, Amazon Prime Video, Sky Go

Netflix Kids, Now TV, Netflix basic with Ads, Amazon Prime Video

A recent study has found that women, who carry a little extra weight

live longer than men who mention it

A woman remembers everything you forgot you did

Discover Amazing ArtJust look at the products you could have in your home