This Christmas, we all need something that will put a smile on our faces. How about
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“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him
in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.” — Shirley Temple
The main reason Santa is so jolly because he knows
where all the bad girls live.” — George Carlin
“There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus;
he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.” — Bob Phillips
“I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents
I can’t wait to exchange.” — Henny Youngman
”Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip.” — Gary Allan
“Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas?
You know, the birth of Santa.” — Bart Simpson
“The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington D.C.
This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.” — Jay Leno
We’re smart enough to invent AI, dumb enough to need it,
but we can’t figure out if we did the right thing
“This holiday season, no matter what your religion is, please take a moment
to reflect on why it’s better than all the other ones.” — Guy Endore Kaiser
”A Christmas miracle is when your family doesn’t get into a single argument all day.” — Melanie White
”There are 15 more shopping days until Christmas. So, men, that means
15 more days till we start shopping, right?”
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