You can watch Mr Bean on; ITVX, Netflix, Amazon Prime Video, Sky Go

Netflix Kids, Now TV, Netflix basic with Ads, Amazon Prime Video

Why don’t we have any politician, who is pro car? Who’s ever heard of a pro car Council?

Jeremy Clarkson for Prime Minister!

Any anti-car Government won’t get my vote

My local Chinese takeaway was called Wok 22, but every time they shut down for health/fire/tax reasons

it would reopen under a new name. It’s now called Wok 28

I would love to work in the department for naming new towns

Boy would they be fun names. Dunnit, Knobbies, Brown Willy, Bell End, Penistone, Lost Nation

An electric plug had this message stuck on it. DO NOT REMOVE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES

I wonder what it’s connected to?

Next time you’re afraid to share ideas, remember someone said, “Lets make a film with a tornado full of sharks”

Some people are such treasures, you just want to bury them

Dr. Enderlin. Veterinarian/Taxidermist. “either way you get your dog back”.

Good morning world. What are we offended by today?

I tried to remarry my ex-wife. But she figured out, I was only after my money

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