You can watch Mr Bean on; ITVX, Netflix, Amazon Prime Video, Sky Go

Netflix Kids, Now TV, Netflix basic with Ads, Amazon Prime Video

Do you know anyone who is a Bean fan (Beanie)? Birthday, Anniversary

Moving into new Home? Get them a present they will love, TODAY!

Husbands choosing paint colours, must have a signed note from their wife

As you get older, three things happen. The first is your memory goes

and I can’t remember the other two

When a politician speaks remember this. “It is easier to fool people than to convince them

they’ve been fooled”. Mark Twain

Coming soon: Star Wars 12 – the need for new stories

Women do this on a regular basis. Shoepidity: Buying uncomfortable shoes, because they look good

Incontinence hotline… please hold

Why do people ask you in an email. I trust you are well? Why, what have you heard?

Once I farted so loud, while asleep, it woke me up. I asked my wife, what was that noise

she said, You! You’ve just farted. I said, ah OK! Then and went back to sleep

Read the thriller-Not Always Telling The Truth by Little Lyle or any politician

We want to apologise to everyone for the bad puns – Noah Fence